Light Emitting Idiots Patent - The Idiocy Emitting Device - A short story about idiocy, written in two prompts.

Q: Write about "light emitting idiots" as if it were a patent.

A:

Title: Light Emitting Idiots Patent

Background:

The present invention relates to a new type of illumination device that uses the unique properties of certain individuals to emit light. Specifically, the invention utilizes the idiocy of certain individuals to produce light, which can be used for a variety of applications.

Description:

The present invention consists of a device that is designed to capture the idiocy of certain individuals and convert it into light energy. The device comprises a container or chamber that is filled with a special fluid that has been designed to absorb the idiocy of these individuals.

The device is designed to be worn by the individuals, who will then emit light through their skin. The device captures the idiocy of the individual and converts it into a visible light that can be seen by others.

The device consists of several components, including a sensor that detects the idiocy of the individual, a converter that converts the idiocy into light energy, and a battery that powers the device.

The device is designed to be worn on the skin of the individual and is small enough to be discreet. The device can be used for a variety of applications, including as a safety device for individuals working in low-light conditions, as a source of illumination for individuals who need to work in dark environments, and as a means of communication between individuals.

Advantages:

The present invention provides a number of advantages over existing illumination devices. First, the device is highly portable and can be worn on the skin of the individual, making it easy to use in a variety of situations.

Second, the device is highly efficient, as it converts the idiocy of the individual into light energy, which can be used for a variety of applications.

Finally, the device is highly reliable, as it is powered by a battery and is designed to be used in a variety of conditions.

Conclusion:

The present invention provides a novel way of producing light energy by capturing the idiocy of certain individuals. The invention has a wide range of applications and provides a number of advantages over existing illumination devices. The invention is expected to have a significant impact on the field of illumination and is expected to be widely adopted by individuals and organizations around the world.

Q: Write a science fiction novel about it.

A:

Title: The Idiocy Emitting Device

It was the year 2087, and humanity had finally discovered a way to harness the power of idiocy.

The Idiocy Emitting Device, or IED, was a small gadget that could be attached to the skin of a person. The IED absorbed the idiocy of the person wearing it and converted it into light energy that could be used for a variety of purposes.

For the past few years, the IED had become a popular accessory among young people. It was a sign of status to have a brightly glowing IED on your skin, indicating that you were an especially idiotic person.

But as time went on, the IED became more than just a fashion statement. It became a tool of war.

The world had changed dramatically in the decades since the invention of the IED. Countries had dissolved, and new factions had formed. These factions fought for control of resources, and the IED became a valuable weapon in their arsenal.

The IED could be programmed to emit different colors of light, each with a different effect. Blue light caused confusion and disorientation, while red light caused rage and aggression. The most powerful and dangerous color was green, which caused intense hallucinations and paranoia.

As the factions battled for control, they sought out the most idiotic people they could find to wear the IEDs. These people were often young and naive, easily manipulated into believing in the cause they were fighting for. They wore the IEDs proudly, their glowing skin a badge of honor.

But as the battles intensified, the true cost of the IEDs became apparent. The people wearing them became increasingly unstable and dangerous, their idiocy amplified by the device. The factions began to lose control of their own soldiers, and the world plunged into chaos.

In the end, the IEDs proved to be too powerful for humanity to control. They were banned, and the people wearing them were hunted down and captured. The world was left to rebuild in the aftermath of the war, and the IEDs were remembered as a cautionary tale of the dangers of exploiting human weakness.

But even as the world moved on, some still whispered about the power of the IEDs. They wondered if there was a way to harness the energy without the cost. And so the world held its breath, waiting for the next great discovery, and hoping that this time, they would be wise enough to use it responsibly.